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May The Fourth Be With You
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Permalink Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique? The Bride: Of course he did. Bill: Why didn’t you tell me? The Bride: I don’t know… because I’m a bad person. Bill: No. You’re not a bad person. You’re a terrific person. You’re my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
Permalink Douglas Quaid: If I am not me, then who the hell am I?
Permalink Andrew Largeman: Fuck, this hurts so much. Sam: I know it hurts. That’s life. If nothing else, It’s life. It’s real, and sometimes it fuckin’ hurts, but it’s sort of all we have.
Permalink Adriana: I can never decide whether Paris is more beautiful by day or by night. Gil: No, you can’t, you couldn’t pick one. I mean I can give you a checkmate argument for each side. You know, I sometimes think, how is anyone ever gonna come up with a book, or a painting, or a symphony, or a sculpture that can compete with a great city. You can’t. Because you look around and every street, every boulevard, is its own special art form and when you think that in the cold, violent, meaningless universe that Paris exists, these lights, I mean come on, there’s nothing happening on Jupiter or Neptune, but from way out in space you can see these lights, the cafés, people drinking and singing. For all we know, Paris is the hottest spot in the universe.
Permalink Dwayne: You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. You know, school, then college, then work, fuck that. And fuck the air force academy. If I wanna fly, I’ll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest. Frank: I’m glad you’re talking again, Dwayne. You’re not nearly as stupid as you look.
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Permalink Jack Lucas: I don’t mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything, but you’re a psychotic man.  Parry: I know.  Jack Lucas: A very nice psychotic man.  Parry: Thank you.
Permalink Gollum: [to Sam] Stupid, fat hobbit.
Permalink Galadriel: You are a Ring-bearer, Frodo. To bear a Ring of Power is to be alone.
Frodo: I know what I must do, it’s just that… I’m afraid to do it.  Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.